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The heavens have bestowed many magnificent gifts upon mankind, and the burrito very well be the most glorious. Pay homage to this culinary miracle with the Burrito Candle.
– June 6, 2016
this candle sucks. tastes exactly how you would think. NOT like a burrito. i had to be rushed to the emergency room. wheres the warning label on this thing Man. ………………absolutely ridiculous
– April 7, 2019
– December 9, 2019
I got this candle since it was cheaper than the burrito I wanted. I figured I save some money and still get a nice nutritious meal. I could not have been more wrong. As soon as I took a bite, I felt like something was wrong, but I decided to give it a chance since I had never tried it before. Before I knew it, I couldn’t breathe and had to call an ambulance. The doctors had never seen anything like it, and had to perform emergency surgery to remove a 4oz hunk of wax from my throat and stomach. By the end of it, I had racked up $357,000 of medical bills, so I didn’t save money or get my food.
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