Burrito Candle (4 oz)

(3 customer reviews)

$11.99

In stock (can be backordered)

SKU: 639738718736 Category:

The heavens have bestowed many magnificent gifts upon mankind, and the burrito very well be the most glorious. Pay homage to this culinary miracle with the Burrito Candle.

Additional information

Weight 4 oz
Dimensions 2 × 2 × 2 in

3 reviews for Burrito Candle (4 oz)

  1. casey

    this candle sucks. tastes exactly how you would think. NOT like a burrito. i had to be rushed to the emergency room. wheres the warning label on this thing Man. ………………absolutely ridiculous

  2. jade

    mmmm

  3. Audrey

    I got this candle since it was cheaper than the burrito I wanted. I figured I save some money and still get a nice nutritious meal. I could not have been more wrong. As soon as I took a bite, I felt like something was wrong, but I decided to give it a chance since I had never tried it before. Before I knew it, I couldn’t breathe and had to call an ambulance. The doctors had never seen anything like it, and had to perform emergency surgery to remove a 4oz hunk of wax from my throat and stomach. By the end of it, I had racked up $357,000 of medical bills, so I didn’t save money or get my food.

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